Succumb to materialism

YOU KNOW WHAT, FOR ALL THE MONEY I AM MAKING, YOU WOULD THINK I WILL BE QUITE HAPPY.. i MEAN I DUN EARN A LOT, BUT IN MY FRAME OF MIND, I EARN ENUF LOR... BUT AM I HAPPY.. I DUN THINK SO AT THIS MOMENT LOR.

SO, MY NEXT COURSE OF ACTION: I AM GONNA GO SUCCUMB TO MATERIALISM AND BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE WATCH I CAN BUY WITH THE BLINK BLINK ON IT TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

THAT IS WHAT I AM GONNA TO DO.

YES, I CAN BE A MATERIALISTIC SLUT.
BETTER THAN A MATERIALISTIC SLUT THAN A MISERY PIG I GUESS (ALL PUNS INTENDED!)